The Concrete Overcoat Affair
No Brussels for me tonight, after a concrete mixer decided to give the Forth Road Bridge a concrete overcoat and left me in a giant motorway shaped car park.
Police haven’t yet ruled out sabotage due to a lack of any concrete evidence. Boom, boom…
But still, badda-bing badda-bang, at least I’m home with the family for an extra night this week. An offer I can’t refuse.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Holy concrete galoshes Batman!
Back to Brussels then?
Stay off those sorbets!
March 11th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Damn, I forget to pack the Sorbet Repellent Bat Spray.