The Concrete Overcoat Affair
Monday, March 10th, 2008No Brussels for me tonight, after a concrete mixer decided to give the Forth Road Bridge a concrete overcoat and left me in a giant motorway shaped car park.
Police haven’t yet ruled out sabotage due to a lack of any concrete evidence. Boom, boom…
But still, badda-bing badda-bang, at least I’m home with the family for an extra night this week. An offer I can’t refuse.
